[Intro: Madd Ball]
Yo JT, check this out, right: 'member back in the days ^!$$%s was
skippin' %#@!, right, you know, $#&@in' with the hoes and see we used

to kick lil' rhymes and %#@! - hey, I want you to some of the SAME
%#@!, man! ...
[JT:] Uh! One two!

Madd Ball: Take us back in the days, I want you to do this one for all
the boys 'round the way, you know what I'm sayin'? Same %#@! 'bout
all those stank (*##$es.


[Verse 1: JT Money]
Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia

Said "Hey, baby doll, let a ^!$$% get on ya!"
She was with it, but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane

I couldn't tell 'cause she was sittin' real pretty
Bug fat $$# and some FAT-ass !@%$ [whistles]
When the hoe stood up,

Trying to balance herself, I'm like, What the $#&@!?
I was givin' her plenty play
I ain't wanted to be rude, so I $#&@ed the hoe anyway

I only did what I could, [grunting]
'Cept for one thing about it, the #~!!@ was good
I threw that leg to the ceiling,

Long-dicked the hoe, and the (*##$ started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the (*##$

Started###min' and yellin' out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg 'round my waist,

Held me close and said### in her face
Now you know I was wit' it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly (*##$ BIT it!

Damn! I pulled it out quick
+"God damn! Stupid !#$*!+
Now I got teeth-marks 'round my dick

I hit that (*##$ like a man,
Mad as $#&@, swollen dick in my hand
Now I'm in pain, so I

Beat that (*##$-ass with her own cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,

Kept the (*##$' cane and made that (*##$ hop home!

[Madd Ball:] Ha ha ha ha!

[JT:] And ya don't stop! Silly (*##$ won't bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick, hoe!
[JT:] Silly (*##$ won't bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you

gon' do??
[Madd Ball:] What you gon' do?? Hey man, that's the SAME %#@!, boy,
that %#@! FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the $#&@in'

joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
[JT:] Yo, check it out ...


[Verse 2: JT Money]
See a (*##$ on the bus stop, so I must stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the (*##$ "Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"

See, I'm a ^!$$% that's out to get it
And if the hoe down with it, best believe I'ma hit it
See, any hoe'll pass

I $#&@ed this fat hoe with dimples in her $$#
On heavy sense, dick hard as $#&@
And all I seen was this fat-ass !@#%

I was only crackin' for a little head
Fat (*##$' body slammed me on the bed
Then the (*##$ might've tried me

She got on top and tried to ride me "Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"
Couldn't overthrow her; she was 300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram !@#%! Whew!

And she refused to get up
From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big (*##$ was a freak

She turned me over n' started lickin' up my butt-cheeks
[lapping noises] Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don't squeeze my $$# when you do it! "Oh %#@!!"

She must not have liked the taste
'Cause she stopped eatin' $$# when I farted in her face "Thpppt!"
But I ain't wanted to quit
I'm on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
(*##$! I ain't tryin' to play fussy

Pushed her on the bed and took that fat #~!!@! Peace!

[Madd Ball:] Go-od damn!
[JT:] Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT mother$#&@in'
Money the (*##$izer!

[Madd Ball:] In the house.
[JT:] You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a ^!$$% in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y'know what
I'm sayin', fake %#@! names, nothin' but hoe stories ...
[Madd Ball:] Fake %#@!; ain't for real!

[JT:] ... I'm sendin' this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for my ^!$$% Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
[Madd Ball:] It's your boy.
[JT:] ... Uzi, my ^!$$% Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...

Madd Ball: Big nose!
[JT:] ... my ^!$$% Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
[Madd Ball:] Blood claat Eddie!
[JT:] ... yo, Poison Clan's signin' the $#&@ outta here.
[Madd Ball:] And we outta this mother$#&@er just like that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank (*##$es! This ain't nothin' but hoe

stories, all y'all hoes, y'all know what time it is, you're
the ones we talkin' 'bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH!!