A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,

A friend who's dressed in leather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend who'll tease is better ,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,

And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,

My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,


Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]
Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,

Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,

And we will never sever,

Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]

Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]

A friend in needs a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,


A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,

A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather