Jingle Bells, $#&@ed up bells
Torture all the way
Oh what fun it is to die

In a one horned open sleigh
Another feeble Christian spell
The perfect time to give'em hell


Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind

My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the !@$!ed child


Decorate, Illuminate
'Cause its that time again
From the dead creeps to your bed

The chimney zombie man
Oh listen to their stifled cries
How can they think we buy their lies?


Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind

My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the !@$!ed child


Wasted praying, What are they saying
The answers crystal clear
They saw us come to mock God's son

They wish we'd disappear
One wonders if they'll ever know
Our winterhearts do well in snow


Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind

My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the !@$!ed child