I went to you, a woman-man
A courageous friend, I thought
But turned out so wrong was I

When we were up against the wall

He had chicken-liver balls

He had chicken-liver spleen
He had chicken-liver heart
Made of chicken-liver parts

Lily-livered little parts
Lily-livered little parts


Prematurely going bald
Any passion long gone cold
But I wanted to explore the

Damp alley ways of his soul
All the times he tried to help
He spit in my face and laughed

That woman-man, I want his $#&@ing $$#
I want his $#&@ing $$#
I want your $#&@ing $$#


My friend-itey, he's looking likey
Crammed in a taxi, I see you too clearly

Suckin' on a little pea, suckin' on a little pea
My my, a little toy
He's just a mommy's boy

Where's your liver, where's your heart?
Where's all your woman parts?
Now it's my turn to laugh


You stick it up your $#&@in' $$#
You stick it up your $#&@in' $$#

You stick it up your $#&@in' $$#
You stick it up your $#&@in' $$#