Must be mistaking me with the maid we don't have
Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass
I gave you no loving in a month or so

Can't live without you but I can't let you go

Hey hey, it's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married


You better start working some overtime
Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes

You're going bald and I'm getting fat
I hate your mum and you hate my dad


Hey hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car

May as well keep going, hell we made it this far
We'll both play our parts in this disaster
I'll be the b*tch and you'll be the !@$(


Hey hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
[x2]


We'll spend forever unhappily married
We'll spend forever unhappily married

Can I get an amen?
Amen