Sail for adventure, sail for fun
Sail for the treasure, and sail for rum
Sail for freedom like a real salty dog

Sail for wenches, and sail for grog
You know you want to
You know you want to

You know you want to
Join The Crew


Do you ever get home at the end of the day
And want something stronger than your chardonnay
Like a barrel of rum, a pint of JD

Or a nice shot of Pirates of the Whiskey Sea
We drink for fun while you drink to escape
Because your boring lifestyle has sealed your fate

We look for excitement, you look on with envy
Just abandon it all and head out to sea


Your boss, he treats you like a galley slave
There's nothing about you that's dashing or brave
You work 9 til 5 every single day

We work harder on the ship but it feels like play
The highlight of your week is Saturday's X Factor
Followed by a romcom with a z-list actor

So pack up your bag we'll see you on the quay
Forget about your mortgage your new home is the sea


A pirate's life is the life for me
Instead of union strikes we'd just mutiny
My pension's not in a fund that's struck the rocks

It's buried on an island -- X marks the spot
I don't live for the weekend, I party ev'ry night
If I can't find myself a woman I'll find myself a fight

We don't pay for our drinks, take more than we give
Pirate life is amazing, this is how we live