Who's that comin' through the park
Dress in rhinestones after dark
Lookin' way too fat to be a cop

Keepin' Memphis clean from his long black limousine
Fightin' crime with fast karate chops


Oh, now, Elvis was a narc
In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free

He knew every pill he'd eat
Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me


Now I still can't believe
That the King would have O.D.'d

And he couldn't have done the drugs they say he did
And even though he's D.O.A.
I still hear people say

That he's got 'em all out in Graceland somewhere hid

Oh, well, Elvis was a narc

In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat

Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me


I just wanna eat some Teddy Grahams