Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight


Is enjoyable and our flight attendants


Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible




Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright


And locked position during the take-off and landing

All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment


Or under the seat in front of you




Waiting on a ticket


'Cause you're looking for the ride


You're feeling on top

'Cause you're flying through the sky





You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you


You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't


We're always doing all the things that we say, we won't




Here we go, we're riding on a whim


Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings


We're going 'round in circles


It's a catch 22




Yes, we're flying 'round in circles


It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles


It's the catch 22




If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle


And feel as though you are unable or unwilling


To $$#ist in case of an emergency

Please notify a flight attendant immediately





All electrical equipment, including cell phones

2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc


Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us

That we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft




Looking from the outside, you're always looking in

You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again


And life seems like a trap, you're trying to get out

You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse




You're damned if you don't, you're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue




Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous


Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch 22




Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles


It's the catch 22



You are in for the ride of you life




Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings


We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22




Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles

It's the catch 22



We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us

At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us

We hope you have a wonderful stay

Wherever your destination may be



And remember be careful when retrieving your items

As during the flight they may have shifted

And might fall on you or your neighborer's head

And knock you the $#&@ out



Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22



Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles

It's the catch 22