[Chorus]
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show you coulda

Called me up to say "good luck"
You coulda called me back you stupid $#&@
Why was I the last to know?


[Verse 1]
First date, we ate sushi and

It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you

I left the tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was
No more room

You didn't show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back


So i guess this means that we're
Not friends anymore, I heard
It's me you're asking for, I thought

I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go


[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

After the date, I wouldn't go
Home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the

Air for you
You tried to get me to do things
I just won't do

Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a ho

$#&@ for parts that's just not how
I roll, move it on down the road


So I guess, we, shouldn't be
Friends anymore, sick of hearin'
That it's me you're askin' for

'Cause I thought I'd see you at the
Show, you said you'd go!


[Chorus]

You thought you know me

I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't

You thought you knew me
But you didn't


[Chorus (Out)]