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Phineas And Ferb : I Really Don't Hate Christmas lyrics

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Phineas And Ferb lyrics : "I Really Don't Hate Christmas"

You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess

That I really don't hate Christmas!

You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,

Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.


Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,
But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,

It makes me tense!

From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,

But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,
Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.
No, I really don't hate Christmas.


I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,

I can work up animosity for almost anything.
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.


Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me?


How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?

If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big $$#ault.
But I really don't hate Christmas.


Oh, what the heck. Kickline!
No, I really...
No, I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense burning indifference!

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