So many cool things that I can do now
Like buy a !@$^o or go to a strip club
Finally have sex with some one legally

Or go on a !@$^ site with out having to lie

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Now that I'm 18
Now that I'm 18

One higher than 17
And one lower than 19
And quite a few years off from getting %#@! faced


Can buy violent games by myself
Unless I move to Australia and they all get banned

And finally buy my very own shake weight
That my new wife has just been dyeing to get


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And now I can even vote

For one crooked politician or another
To act as the nations figure head
While the corporation run the country into the ground

And I can get drafted
And I can get sued
And I can work full time!

Oh all the joys of being 18!

Get a large tattoo across my chest

Saying I love you baby and you're the best
Go to a shop and buy some smokes
And the million dollar lottery ticket


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Being 18's everything I ever hoped for!
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