If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one



[Verse 1] (All open chords)


I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough

I'm like $#&@ critics you can kiss my whole $$#hole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show

They don't play my hits i don't give a %#@! SO
Rap mags try and use my black $$#
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, $#&@ers

I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches ^!$$%s I ain't dumb

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
Hit me


[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)


The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother $#&@in' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)

Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"


(Open chords again)

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "


(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't steppin out of %#@! all my paper's legit

"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"

"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my %#@!

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
Hit me


[Outro]
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but that (*##$ ain't one