Now, I know all, you all don't know who I is
Because I just got here today
My hometown is a little town

Way down Dixie way

Now, everybody down there from miles around

All calls me by my name
Now that I'm up here
In your big city

I sure wish you'd all do the same

Because I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you oughtta see me do my stuff
Why, I'm a clean cut fella
From Hohner's Corner

Ooh, you oughtta see me strut

I'm a paper cuttin' cutie

Got a gal called, Katy
She's a little, heavy lady
And I call her baby


I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff

Yes, a ding dong daddy from Dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff


I'm a ping pong papa from Pitchfork Prairie
Oughtta see me strut


I'm a ding dong daddy
Got a whiz bang mama
She's a Bear Creek baby

And a whompous kitty

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you oughtta see me do my stuff

-Instrumental Break-


Just a ding dong daddy from Dumas
Ooh, you oughtta see me do my stuff


I'm a cornpone popper
And an apple knocker

You oughtta see me strut
I'm a momma lovin' man
And I just left Mary

She's a big blonde baby
From Peanut Prairie


I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas now
And you oughtta see me do my stuff


-Instrumental Break-

Just a rinky @#$%y daddy from the Dumas

Who you'll see me doin' my stuff

I'm a peach pie papa

From Jackson's Holla
Ah, you oughtta see me strut


I'm a honey drippin' daddy
Got a hard-hearted baby
She's a sheep shakin' Sheba

And hallelujah!

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you oughtta see me strut!