Where oh where is mickey mouse
live and well in the White House
what's the word on common sense

it's been sitting on the fence
have you seen the mastermind
someone's bashed it from behind

leaders saints and honest men
what's become of them today


let's play USA, let's play USA
how I love the life I lead
cannot think and cannot read

watch our values slip away
play the game of USA


even though we lost the race
to get the first man into space
we will be the first country

to run automatically
soon the robots we create
starring on the Great White Way.


let's play USA, let's play USA
how I love the life I lead

cannot think and cannot read
watch our values slip away
play the game of USA


won't it be a lot of fun
every man will own a gun

shoot the ones whose point of view
makes a point that bothers you
go on and pollute the land

clean air will be sold in cans
did you hear the master plan
one nation under disney land


let's play USA, let's play USA
how I love the life I lead

cannot think and cannot read
watch our values slip away
play the game of USA