my names chris testes
you better not test me
cuz next thing you know, ya got sperm on the bed sheets

call it a wet dream

or a nocturnal emission

and if you call me nuts, then youre dissin
but my girls got the same vision


impregnate the masses
and the fact is
if you dont use protection

expect a baby in a basket

unless my boy Pete is flaccid

but remember prejac kid
its a dangerous thing
49% are accidents


always wear a rubber
when you're intimate with your lover

cuz i don't wanna you to suffer
because you're changing diapers in your summers


if you aren't into protection
then heres a little lesson
no rubber on the erection then you're facing contraception


forget about withdrawal
you can not trust them all

and if you think the chance is small
then you must want a baby to crawl and play with his ball


CHORUS
the sperm plus an egg makes a baby
if they ask to have sex there's no maybe

you say no x3

They call me peter Johnson,

now lets get serious
pads and tampons they are so tedious
we support the menstrual cup

we promise it wont get stuck
and my flows so heavy period


inside a woman's body
is the uterus and the ovaries
they might sound scary

but the ovaries produce the egg and the uterus a baby

this next part connects the two

because the eggs travels through the Fallopian tubes
remember this and you will never lose


The Hymen is a layer of skin that will vary
Because its often small and is present rarely
It can be easily broken while youre running through the prairie

This is commonly referred to as the popping of the cherry

CHORUS

the sperm plus an egg makes a baby
if they ask to have sex there's no maybe
you say no x3


my names Arianne
with my last name testes

if youre scared of ovarian
cancer, bcps are for you, I think you will agree


The birth control pill helps with menstruation
It gives out progestin and estrogen
21 days and then break, I aint messin

You can call it oral contraception

Abstinence is a great choice

You can't get pregnant but you need to have voice
When the boys, just see you as a toy
When its all hot and heavy you need to make some noise

The female condom protects skin to skin

But its less popular and more expensive
You can put it in 8 hours before it begins
Use this, because no one knows where they've been

CHORUS

the sperm plus an egg makes a baby
if they ask to have sex there's no maybe
You say no x3

Rapped under the "you say no"s

(Two contraception methods you should always use
But two condoms at once will surely cause the blues
Life or death, this is yours to choose
And a baby is what happens when sperm and an egg fuse)


LAST VERSE
For oral sex, don't forget about the dental dam
It'll protect you from the STIs that you would get from your man
Or girls, use a patch or a ##&*%$l ring
The effectiveness will make you want to sing


E-R-A-S-E-R eraser alright?
But don't think you need to erase her from your life
Effective, Reliable, Affordable, and Safe
Easy and Reversible in case you make a mistake

Surgical Sterilization, you need think twice
What you want won't be the same for your whole life

Yeah, itll help you with the groovy chick on Friday night
But what happens when you get a new wife

Oh, and the four parts of a man and not your mum
urethra, ^&@#$, testes and scrotum
going through puberty, the larger it all becomes
now you know a little a bit about sex, so quit being dumb