If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together
Go out on the ocean

Jus' me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers

I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger

We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail


And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together
Go out on the ocean

Jus' me upon my pony on my boat

Now the mystery masked man was smart

He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter

And one day said "Kemo Sabe
Kiss my $$# I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea"


And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together

Go out on the ocean
Jus' me upon my pony on my boat


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And if I were like lightning

I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go whenever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree

And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea


And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean

Jus' me upon my pony on my boat
Jus' me upon my pony on my boat