I want a dog,
A chihuahua
When I get back to my small flat

I want to hear somebody bark
Oh, you can get lonely


Don't want a cat,
Scratching its claws all over my
Habitat

Giving no love and getting fat
Oh, (oh oh) you can get lonely
And a cat's no help with that


(Bulldog, hound, pug, labrador,
Collie, retriever, Dobermann-pinscher,

Husky, dalmatian, St. Bernard and dachshund,
Mongrel, beagle, @@#!er spaniel)


I want a dog,
To walk in the park
When it gets dark, my dog will bark

At any passers-by
Oh, (oh oh) you can get lonely
I want a dog


I want a dog,
A chihuahua

When I get back to my small flat
I want to hear somebody bark
Oh, (oh oh) you can get lonely