I was raised in hillbilly country
On cornbread and butter milk
She was born with a silver spoon

Wearing clothes of the finest silk
Who'd of thought we'd get together
But opposites attract they say

When Paris Hilton went slummin'
It made this ole country boy's day
Now she was raised on fine French wine

White Lightnin' was a big surprise
When she tipped back that Mason jar
It took her breath and crossed her eyes

Then Paris got a little bit frisky
And a gentleman don't kiss & tell
What happened there on that river bank

You'll have to figure out yourself
I went skinny dipping with Paris
We jumped in the river nude

I was living ever redneck's fantasy
As my wildest dreams came true
Just me & Paris Hilton

Buck naked and a soakin' wet
I went skinny dipping with Paris
Just how good can it get

Well ever story has a moral and every story has an end
Outside a rooster is crowing and... I've been dreamin' again
I went skinny dipping with Paris

We jumped in the river nude
I was living ever redneck's fantasy
As my wildest dreams came true

Just me & Paris Hilton
Buck naked and a soakin' wet
I went skinny dipping with Paris

Just how good can it get
I went skinny dipping with Paris
Just how lucky can you get