If fighting is sure to result in victory
Then you must fight! Fight!
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows

Little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he
Invented it, perfected it
In the ring of honor


I, robot, bloop what is love
Don't understand anything

I will never feel pity
Beep boop, I am terrified
Blarp-a-barp, robot noises

I cannot be reasoned with
Beep boop, I want you to live in
My apartment with me


If fighting is sure to result in victory
then you must fight! Fight!

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows
Little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he
Invented it, perfected it

In the ring of honor

He used his fight money

To buy two of every
Animal on earth
Beat the crap of every single one

Any bunch of animals are together in
One place it's called a zoo
Unless it's a farm!


(Heavy) Boooooo!
(Demoman) Bloody hell!

(Spy) Preposterous!
(Engineer) Heck no.


(Scout) Boooooo!
(Sniper) Ahh, that was rubbish.
(Medic) Unacceptable!

(Pyro) Aheeheeheehee!

You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best.