Have you ever seen and idealist with grey hairs on his head
Or successful men that keep in touch with unsuccessful
friends

You only think you did
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out

It was just a clever ad for cigarettes

'Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration

The it isn't worth the kiss

We're so sorry sir

But you did not quite make the cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you cleared you stuff on out by
five

Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier

You should look at it from our perspective

'Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration

Then it isn't worth the kiss