What makes you think

That it wont grow back


In a day or two


Husbands in Winter, they know the truth

But what can they do


I don't like girls the way they are


So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars

Then we can pretend it's natural





Put on whatever makes you attractive

If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion


If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be




Junior high legs, blond hair gone brown, from removing it


Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen


Her tiara digging deep in her head




Put on whatever makes you attractive


If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be


That's who you've got to be




I'm staring to think that I'm kind of shy


Or at least I'd like to be


Winter legs give me heart attacks

So take it of with laser so it never comes back


Then we can pretend it's natural