Fat Charlie, the Archangel, sloped into the room

He said, "I have no opinion about this


And I have no opinion about that"




Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon


He said, "Well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys


And I don't seem to be happy about that"




I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love




I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love


I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of this crazy love





She says, she knows about jokes

This time the joke is on me


Well, I have no opinion about that


And I have no opinion about me




Somebody could walk into this room


And say, "Your life is on fire"

It's all over the evenin' news


All about the fire in your life, on the evenin' news




I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love


I don't want no part of this crazy love

I don't want no part of your love





Fat Charlie, the Archangel, files for divorce

He says, "Well, this will eat up a year of my life


And then there's all that weight to be lost"




She says, the joke is on me


I say, the joke is on her

I said, "I have no opinion about that


We'll just have to wait and confer"



I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love



I don't want no part of this crazy love


I don't want no part of your love

I don't want no part of this crazy love