Well I used to smile when I was a pup

Sailing down the Nile in china cup


With the recipe for a lovely day


Sticking out of my back pocket




But it wasn?t always such a pretty sight


?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs

Till me made it up in the ballroom





Ballroom dancing made a man of me

One, two, three, four I just plain adore your


Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV


I got what I got, ballroom dancing big B.D.




Well I used to fly when I was a kid


And I didn?t cry if it hurt a bit

On a carpet ride to a foreign land


At the time of Davy Crockett




But it wasn?t always such a pretty sight


?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs


Till me made it up in the ballroom




Ballroom dancing made a man of me


One, two, three, four, I just plain adore your

Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV


I got quiet a lot, ballroom dancing big B.D.




Ladies and Gentlemen, the band is ready


We are starting [Incomprehensible] in this competition


That's the cha, cha, cha




Well went so fast and we all grew up


Now the days that passed in the china cup

Are the memories of another day


And I wouldn?t want to knock it




Oh but, it wasn?t always such a pretty sight


?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs

Till me made it up in the ballroom




Ballroom dancing made a man of me

One, two, three, four, I just plain adore your


Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV

I got quite a lot from ballroom dancing big B.D.




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