What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again


What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catchy pneumonia
After You do, he'll never phone ya

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again


Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of these chains, these chains that bind you

And that is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow

So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again


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Out of these chains, these chains that bind you
And that is why I'm here to remind you


What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again