If I had a nickel, tell you what I'd do


Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you

Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you


That's how much I love you, baby


That's how much I love you




If you were a kitten, with pretty, glossy fur


I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr

I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr


'Cause that's how much I love you, baby


That's how much I love you




If you was a tiger, I'd hang around your den


Pester you my honey, till you let me in

Pester you my honey, till you let me in


That's how much I love you, baby


That's how much I love you




If you were a horse fly, an' I an ole gray mare


Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair

Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair


That's how much I love you, baby


That's how much I love you




If we were to marry let me tell you what


Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot

Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot


That's how much I love you, baby


That's how much I love you

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