She can be a bit dramatic I'm an addict
For the way she leaks the air out from my tires
I'm not saying I'm old fashion

But I've got this burning passion
For the way she likes to set my things on fire
She likes to cast me out to break me into little pieces

Yeah she loves to bring me down
She leaves me poison in the closet
Leaves me hatemail by the faucet

But there's no one that I'd rather be around

Chorus:


If she's a lunatic, then I'm crazy
She likes to tie me up and call me baby

There's not a single thing about her I trust but
If psycho is as psycho does
I guess I'm psycho in love


Oooh oooh
Oooh oooh


She'll drive my car into the river
Kick and scream till I forgive her

Then make me sleep out on the couch alone
She makes me breakfast in the morning
Kicks me out without a warning

Then follows me and wiretaps my phone

Chorus:


If she's a lunatic, then I'm crazy
She likes to tie me up and call me baby

There's not a single thing about her I trust but
If psycho is as psycho does
I guess I'm psycho in love


The girl's schizophrenic
Her life is a panic unbalanced

And manic she's crazy
The way things are going
There's no way of knowing

The cards she's been showing
She hates me
I'm not even sure who she is any more

But I know that I need her to stay
No I won't let the doctors take her away


Oooh oooh
Oooh oooh
Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh
Oooh oooh


Chorus (x2):

If she's a lunatic, then I'm crazy

She likes to tie me up and call me baby
There's not a single thing about her I trust but
If psycho is as psycho does

I guess I'm psycho in love

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh