(Pat Green)

Women and whiskey, they ain't the answer

Lord I just know that this is true
But the way that I'm feeling
I just might be thinking

Lord tonight they just might have to do

I've spent a lot of long and lonely nights in honky tonk taverns

Two fisted drinking and fighting back against the wall
And I know it's a problem, a no win situation
But I can't seem to resist that old whiskey call


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Mister pour us a drink

Hell give us the bottle
Set us down in the corner
Until we're two sheets gone

And don't tell me no stories
About a good hearted woman
I want to hear Your Cheatin' Heart

And cry all night long

Me and my buddies, we've got a lot in common

We all wish we could take time and turn it around
Take us back to the good old days
Hard work and cowboy ways

Take us to a swingin' door saloon
This is what we'll say


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