[INTRO]
*Sigh*
Professor Lupin

Lalalalalalalala
Professor Lupin
Lalalala


[CHORUS]
I, want to tell you about

A little secret
Professor Lupin


I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve


Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense


[VERSE 1]
First we had Quirrel

But he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind


Next there was Lockhart
I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them


[CHORUS]
I, want to tell you about

A little secret
Professor Lupin


I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve


Now I can see why
You know it kind of makes sense


[VERSE 2]
I remember Moody
Who wasn't Moody at all

He was just, he was just Crouch
(Junior!)


Who'd forget Umbridge
That mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left


That year was Snape
He wanted that job so bad

Go back to, go back to potions

[CHORUS]

I, want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin


I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve


Of a crush I have
On a former, teacher


What can I say
I guess werewolves are kind of cute


Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers

You know it kind of make sense