Verse 1: Dave, Dave, Dave
I probably shouldnt say this cause you might think that Im weird,
But every time I watch your videos I pretend that your right here.

I just love your green shirt and your white hat,
Your so funny cant you see that Im in love.
And your on Youtube everyday,

Wearing your green shirt in that same way.
With your white hat,
I like that.


Chorus: The 7 things I hate about you, the 7 things I hate about you.
Your name, your game, your pointless fame.

You dont know me, I swear Im sane.
You make me laugh, until I cry,
I send you comments, you dont reply.


You peed your pants and you pooped yourself,
Just know its gross.

I wanna be with the real Dave Days!
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make Youtube look cute.


Verse 2: Its akward and silent between me and all my friends,
Until I think of something funny you once said.

Like youre a pervert, LOL, ROFL time and LMAO.
Lets be clear
Oh you dont comment back,

Your breaking my heart right here.

Chorus: The 7 things I hate about you, the 7 things I hate about you.

Your name, your game, your pointless fame.
You dont know me, I swear Im sane.
You make me laugh, until I cry,

I send you comments, you dont reply.

You peed your pants and you pooped yourself,

Just know its gross.
I wanna be with the real Dave Days!
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you

You make Youtube look cute.



Chorus 2: But compared to all the great things that would take to long to write,
I probably should mention the 7 that I like
Your shirt, your hat and things like that,

Mnahmmmnahmmnahrat.
You make me feel so alive,
Ive really got to subscribe.


We never fight,
I watch you at night.

Ow my eyes hurt but its alright.
I wanna be with the real Dave Days.
And the 7th I like the most about you

You make Youtube look cute.