I'm a weight watcher, I'm a weight watcher,
Watchin' food go by, my, my, my.
I'm a weight watcher, I'm a plate watcher,

Here comes a cream pie.
Mm-mmmm-mmh!


I was just a boy when I tried to eat my toys,
Couldn't reach my toes to put my shoes on.
But now I'm 28, I'm big, fat, and overweight,

I've got a new pastime to chew on.

I'm a weight watcher, I'm a plate watcher.

Watchin' food go by, my, my, my.
Plate of cheese nachos, I gotta watch those.
Here comes some now.

Mm-mmmm-mmh!
Mmmm.


[Spoken:]
Oh, no, none for me thanks. I'm watchin' my figure.
Though they look delicious. No, no, no, no.

Mmmm. Oh, they smell good too.
I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
Mmmm, what're those, mmmm?

Did you make these yourself? Mmmm-ooo.
Well, maybe just two.