He had one eyebrow,
And pimples by the score.
And when he was walking,

His knuckles dragged on the floor.

((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))

((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))

White flakes of dandruff,

They fell off of his head.
And !@&@e-bottle glasses,
And breath like Mr. Ed.


((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))
((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))


(Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh.)
(Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh.)


He went by himself,
To his high school senior prom.

The day he was born,
The Doctor slapped his mom.


((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))
((Oooo, what an ugly man he was.))


["Ahh-ahhh, ahh."
is sung over synthesizer solo.]