Is he drug-free?
I wanna know.
How can I tell

If he's strung out on dope?

(Is it bloodshot eyes?)

Oh, no, he's got Visine.
(Is he getting' high?)
His urine won't be clean.


If you wanna know,/(Snoop, snoop, snoop, snoop.)
If he's smokin' dope,/(Snoop, snoop, snoop, snoop.)

It's in his piss.
(That's where it is.)
It's in his whiz.

(Check out his piss.)
(Oh, yeah.)


[Instrumental break with sound effects.]

Wo-oh-oh, Piss in,

This plastic cup.
We'll find out what we want to know.
If it's drugs like we think that it is.

It's there in his whiz.

(Oh, is he smokin' crack?)

Oh, man, it's hard to say.
But it's certain that twitchin',
All night and day.


If you want to know,/(Snoop, snoop, snoop, snoop.)
If it's in his nose,/(Snoop, snoop, snoop, snoop.)

It's in his piss.
(That's where it is.)
(Oh yeah.)

It's in his whiz.
[Fade.]
(And if it is,)

He'll be dismissed.
(No slap on the wrist.)
Oh, no.

(Because of his piss.)
Pack up your %#@!.