I get a bear when I'm clickin' my mouse,
But now I hate to see that ticker comin' 'round.
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq, baby.

They're droppin' points,
Like Jenny Craig's droppin' pounds.
Say unemployment's not on the rise,

But Cisco just laid off a thousand guys.

It's goin' down, down, down, down.

Dow Jones is down, down, down, down.
Nasdaq is down, down, down, down.
Everything's down, down, down, down.

Touchdown!

[Instrumental break.]


I used to have an estate, baby.
But now my golden years are all in Dow.

I remember when the 90's started,
My stocks would split each time the sun came out.
Well, I would day-trade, dabble in margin.

My portfolio was lookin' stout.
Well, I used to love that Alan Greenspan.
But lately everytime he speaks,

He's just a profit.

The Dow Jones down, down.

It's goin' down, down, down, down.
It won't rebound, bound, bound, bound.
It's stayin' down, down, down, down.

The Dow is down, down, down, down.
The Nasdaq's down, down, down, down.
Greenspans's a clown, clown, clown, clown.

My stocks are down.
Hey, how about the deep, down Dow?


My dough is down, down, down, down.
My stocks are down.
Hey, how about the deep-down-Dow?

[Fade.]
My value's down, down, down, down.
The market's down, down.

Hey, bop-a, hey, bop-a...

[Vocalizations till fade/end.]