She's real fun my 401.
She's real fun my 401(k).
My 401(k).


I'm savin' up my pennies for rainy day,
(Build it up, build it up, 401(k).)

It's only six percent of my total pay.
(Give it up, give it up, 401(k).)
The rate they give me blows those banks away.

(401(k) 401(k).)

[While lead sings the the next 5 lines...:]

Sign it up, sign it up,
Sign it up 401(k).
Sign it up 401(k).

Sign it up 401(k).
Sign it up 401(k).


[...backup sing the following 4 lines over the lead
singer.]
(401, 401.)

(Sign it up, sign it up, 401(k).)
(401, 401.)
(Sign it up, sign it up, 401(k).)


(The company matches it,)
(Taxes can't touch my 401(k), 401(k).)

(Ooo, build it up, build it up.)
(Ooo, build it up, build it up.)
(Ooo, build it up, build it up.)

(Ooo, build it up, build it up.)

[Instrumental break.]


Well, that quarterly statement really makes my day.
(Build it up, build it up, 401(k).)

I can hardly wait till I'm old and gray.
(Cash it in, cash it in, 401(k).)
My tax sheltered, compounded, direct-deposit 401(k).

(401(k), 401(k), 401, 401.)
(Sign it up, sign it up, 401(k).)
(401, 401.)

(Sign it up, sign it up, 401(k).)
(The company matches it.)
(Taxes can't touch my 401(k), 401(k))

(Ooooo.)
[Fade.)
(Sign it up, sign it up, 401(k), oooo...)



[Parody of "409" by The Beach Boys,

written and produced by the the Bob River's
Radio Show, Seattle, Washington, USA.]