Hey y'all, is that my dog up on the roof?
Good gawd, why's my car out in the pool?
All I 'member was a phone call, now the party's on

Somebody knockin' at my door

Yeah, I don't know what the hell went on 'round here last night


But now I'm picking up beer cans, what a mess, oh man
Who's that passed out in the yard?

All that's left in the firepit is one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn
Somebody doin' doughnuts musta hit the mailbox

'Cause it's laying out there in the road
There's a flood in the bathroom, a hog in kitchen
A dude on my couch with a bloody nose


I don't know what the hell went on 'round here last night
But we musta had a good time


Hey y'all, why's my bed not in my room?
And good gawd, how did my face get black and blue?

All I 'member was a bring it on, a pour it strong
And the girls all getting down


But now I'm picking up beer cans, what a mess, oh man
Who's that passed out in the yard?
All that's left in the firepit is one of my lawn chairs

And a piece of siding off my barn
I guess we used a tabletop for a game of beer pong
And the back porch for a dance floor

Somebody took the shower rod, turned it to a strip pole
Man, there's a hole punched through my door


I don't know what the hell went on 'round here last night
But we musta had a good time
We musta had a good time

Yeah I sure could use a cold one right about now

'Cause I'm picking up beer cans, oh man

Somebody's passed out in the yard
All that's left in the firepit is one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn

Somebody doin' doughnuts musta hit the mailbox
'Cause it's laying out there in the road
There's a flood in the bathroom, a hog in kitchen

A dude on my couch with a bloody nose
I guess we used a tabletop for a game of beer pong
And the back porch for a dance floor

Somebody took the shower rod, turned it to a strip pole
Man, there's a hole punched through my door


I don't know what the hell went on 'round here last night
I don't know what the hell went on 'round here last night
But we musta had a good time

Yeah we musta had a good time
Yeah we sure had a good time
Yeah we always have a good time