these rappers keep on rappin in
a weird persona as if they are harder
than me when i play a game of badminton

dammit its that kid again
the white boy who thinks hes got a career in rappin
you know what, $#&@ you fools

with the new shoes
n the new era fitteds, oh sorry you wear snapbacks now
the limited edition bulls starter cap

i think my father raps, better than some of this %#@!
n that, says somethin dont it?
but just in case, (chick-chick) im loaded

i hate when people say you cant rhyme with the word orange
so i stick their finger in a door hinge
n chop their teenie weenie four inche, @@#! off

%#@!s about to pop off, givin i get a sawed off
im gettin a little bored of tryin to please you fools
so $#&@ this game im makin my own rules


sorry that you cant see
the real side of me

but i have no time
to always be kind to you
so i guess now i'll show

just how !@$!ed i can get
$#&@ tryin to please you fools
im done playin

im makin my own rules

i guess i should speed it up

this whole time ive been creepin up
to explode, reach the total peek n bust
on these hoes, wow, ilan, gettin aggressive

if you keep it up i think you might just get arrested
$#&@ that, this new %#@! sucks crap
so i rap, to show that a kid can make better tracks

so what if i never get discovered, i wonder
if anyone would ever have me covered
other than my own mother, what if

i do get discovered and i can move out
when im finally able to buy my own rubbers
finally move on from makin stupid song covers

i transform into optimus
and roll out with my big ol' metal @@#!
fiddle with a little bit of oil to make it hard

its simple, while i tickle all your ears with my pickle
y'all be under shock
bout why i aint already signed to a record label on top


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ah, damn, i dont wanna rap now
i feel like i spat out
all that i had planned, now

i gotta rap another filler
my verse is iller
than the next cereal killer

but still i think that i can do better
cuz i really like this rythm
now i am just ramblin

op, n there i go, goin again with the flow
who knows? maybe itll sound a little dope
so i chizzle it, n settle with bein a bit

new to this, but i think that i am good at this
but just a little too buddhist, but nah
i dont wanna ruin my chances

of gettin found out and ironicly
i highly doubt that i will be
so i still do these

for myself, not you creeps

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