The words are so familiar
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this


If you don't make a friend now
One might make you

So learn
The gentle art of making enemies


Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday...$#&@er
Blow that candle out,

We're gonna kick you, kick you

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]


And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight

I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive


Your day has finally come-
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.



This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it-
It's the gentle art of making enemies


I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best $#&@ that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-

You may never see the light again

[There's always an easy way out]

[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]


I never felt this much alive