Hes thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
Hes ready to take those fantasies

And make them into something real
And finally do all the things
Hes been dreaming of

Hes joining the @@#!sucker club

To not have to pretend he was drunk

When sodomizing roommates on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows hes finally ready to say

Some of the gay things
Hes constantly thinking of
By joining the @@#!sucker club


So lick lick lick suck suck suck
Unroll the condoms and $#&@ $#&@ $#&@

Down on your knees, giving good head
Do it on your parent's queen size bed


In high school hed spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, rick was thick

And Daniel had a most outstanding dick
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
By joining the @@#!sucker club


So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it till your jaws start to hurt

The taste and feel of a dick thats new
Is a fun activity to pursue


Hes thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
Hes finally facing what it means

When another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Going down for love

Hes joining the @@#!sucker club
Hes ready for the @@#!sucker club
Hes a member of the @@#!sucker club