I'm a @@#!sucking !@$)got, a flaming !@$)got
A $#&@ bunny, fruitcake,### sipper and a homo
Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy

Fudge packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser
Interior decorator, pervert, !@$^ographer
Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist

Scat nosed, poof prince, resident of Castro
And president of the united states of love
Said president of the united states of love


If you ask me to dinner you'd better feed me
Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea

Some Perrier (so you say), some quiche lorraine (so you say)
Focaccia (so you say), radicchio (so you say)
If you don't watch out this bogeyman will get you

Ooooooooh, yeah
Ooooooooh, yeah
So you say!