Please
Leave all overcoats
Canes and top hats with the doorman

And from that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already

And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...


Please
Leave all overcoats
Canes and top hats with the doorman.

And from that moment
You'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already

And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...


When you're in black slacks with accentuating
Off-white,
Pinstripes

Whoa, everything goes according to plan.

I am the new cancer

Never looked better
You can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.

You're reading lips
"When did he get at all confident?"


Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better
And you can't stand it


Next is a trip to the
Ladies room in vain

And
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas
And Tonight

Tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
I bet to them you look like shh...


Talk to the mirror
Choke back tears.

And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin


I am the new cancer
Never looked better

You can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips

"When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better
And you can't stand it


Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it


Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better

And you can't stand it

And I know

And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted
When I spike the punch


And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted

When I spike the punch

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted
When I spike the punch