I went for a haircut, I paid my 20 bucks
But that (*##$ cut more than I wanted off
Where's my $#&@ing hair?

On the floor (where?!) down there
She cut me off more ways than one
Dreaming of Chewbacca

But I can't grow my fur back
I have been the victim
Of a castration attack

Ego has been crushed
Into what? Into mush!!!
Reflection in the mirror does not belong to me

Weight of hair surrendered to gravity