I get up in the morning, walk to the computer
sign into youtube, I'm pretty much a loser

checking on my videos. looking for new comments
trying to survice by making a few cents


but no one ever watches my videos, how do I know?
cuz yesterday my views was zero, today they're zero.
pathetic huh? ya i know

but I gotta keep fighten so that my views can grow

like fred, I can't get that high pitched voice out of my head

I cry myself to sleep as I lie in my bed
i came up with that high pitched idea before fred
it should have been me, it should have been me instead


but thats alright. it be ok
i dont even want 7 million views anyway

i'm doing just fine with what I got
and I wont stop until i hit the top


chorus:

can't get fred out of my head

think i'll watch sxe phil instead
lisa nova, i want to be like you
i want to be like shaycarl too


verse:


I just got a new subscriber, thats the bomb
ha, too bad it's just my mom
the sad thing is she viewed my video, left a bad comment

and $#&@**g rated it a 1

i don't get it, I add like 200 random friends

subscribe to everyone as if tomorrow was the end
i check an hour later, and to my surprise
i lost 5 subscribers and got hit on by a guy


maybe i should start vloggin, or show some more skin
i do whatever it takes to get some more views rollin in

i'll get breast implants, sing copyrighted songs
dress up like michael phelps and take a hit from a bong


but thats alright, it be ok
i dont even want 7 million views anyway
i'm doing just fine, with what I got

and I wont stop until I hit the top

(chorus)


verse:


I dream all day of gettin featured on the front page
I'll get subscribers all my s**t will be the rage
I'll get messages and comments, a follower on twitter

I'll text my next hit while I'm sittin on the s*****r

but thats alright, it be ok

i dont even want 7 million views anyway
i'm doing just fine with what i got
and I wont stop until i hit the top