[Intro]

Girl you're so,

special to me
So I'm gonna tell you
honestly

What I would really
do for you
Cause all those love songs

are not true



[Chorus]

This is a realistic love song

This is a realistic love song
I'm not going sugar coat it baby,
So please do not get angry,

It's not my fault One Direction lied,
but this is the truth I cannot hide
their songs are so romantic,

but I can't live up to that standard,
So please don't take this wrong,
It's just a realistic love song.



[Verse 1]


I know I said you got that 'one-thing', but I only said that cos you were nag-ging,
I was watching the rug-by, and you kept asking what do you think of-me

What do I say to that, should I say you're getting kind of-fat.
If I said that, I might as well end it there so I just say what you want to hear
You think I'd walk a thousand miles for you, well thats not what Im prepared to do

I would drive you down the road if you ask, as long you go halves on gas
Remember when I told you im in love, you weren't actually the girl I was dreaming of,
But I settled for you because you're alright, and you make a good cake and thats what I like.



[Chorus 2]


This is a realistic love song,
This is a realistic love song,

I'm not going sugar coat it baby, so please do not get angry,
It's not my fault One Direction lied, but this is the truth I cannot hide,
Their songs are so romantic, but I can't live up to that standard,

So please don't take this wrong, this is just a realistic love song.



[Verse 2]

I love when we go out to the movies ba-by, I hope you know that its not free

I gotta pay money when we go there, you preach equality well pay your share
You say you want to walk under moon-light, well I'd rather get into a fire-fight
It's double exp on battlefield 3, I aint watching no twlight movie.

keep texting me me all the time, I'm on Facebook but I remain offline,
You complain when I don't stick up for you, but there was three of them, what was I supposed to do?
If you're cold I wish you would just ask, you beg for compliments but I just let it pass.

I know this is not the love song you had in mind, but I'm trying to be genuine



[Chorus 3]

This is a realistic love song,

This is a realistic love song,
I'm not going sugar coat it baby, so please do not get angry,
It's not my fault One Direction lied, but this is the truth I cannot hide,

Their songs are so romantic, but I can't live up to that standard,
So please dont take this wrong, this is just a realistic love song.