Why must we always know their names
To make them heroes is so lame
Armchair experts in the house

Bored house wives glazed on the couch

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Don't make them stars
Don't let them shine
T.v. talk show time


Know more about Manson than Lincoln
A philosophy catastrophe

No more biographies of lunacy
Lets see more this sucks I'm bored


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Its ratings week next

Lets check what freak are left to see
Diaper wearing freak show
Cone sporting freakshow

Gang banging freakshow
Chicks with dicks freakshow
In their hand freakshow

Lipstick !@()s freakshow
Look a likes freakshow
They're all here


To get on T.V., go insane
They snap and go nuts everyday

So $#&@ed up compared to us
And we sit eyes bugged, lips shut


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