Laying on my couch watching TV eating Hot Pockets for days
Talking to my dog like she's human and can understand me
I'm on Twitter all night long trying to get celebrities to follow me

Taking pics for Instagram and photoshopping the %#@! out of me
(I don't even look human, perfect)
It's Friday night and I'm home alone

Constantly looking at my phone
Waiting for a text from one of my friend but no one ever sends
Source: LYBIO.net


Cause I don't have a life
I just stay home, have Twerk battles all alone

Sometimes I even hump my bed
(Say my name, Say my name)
Cause I don't have a life

Or any friends, except the one's I created on The Sims
Cause I don't have a life
(No you don't, No you don't)


I want 5 pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese
Oh, no I am not having a party, it's only me

Hey I don't have a life or any friends
Can you put on this wig and just pretend to be my girlfriend
(Taser gun, Taser gun)


I go on line all night and laugh at pigs at animals or Nick Jonas' nips
(They're so $#&@in big)

(Pepperoni nips)

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I talk to Cleverbot all night
Cause I don't have a $#&@in life