ALL: Gimme pizza!
Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A!
ALL: I want Pizza!

Aaron: Hey! Are you ready to play?

Greg: Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken.

Matt: Throw it on top and let me put my dick in.
Greg: Guacamole!
Matt: Meatballs!

Aaron: Whip cream pouring like waterfalls!
Matt: Here's a lot of salsa to make it hot.
Greg: And here's some Coumadin to prevent a blood clot.

Aaron: Toss the fish, then philosophize.
ALL: Why do we exist? Why oh why?


ALL: Pizza!
Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A!
ALL: Gimme Pizza!

Greg: I just found out that my dad is gay.

Aaron: Get your motor running, cause here we go.

Matt: Chocolate sauce for a minstrel show.
Aaron: Bacon strips!
Matt: Clamps for nips!

Greg: Porcelain figurine!
Matt: Bubble gum, a pint of rum.
Greg: My grandma died. I'm gonna scream!

Matt: Now don't forget the rice and the mashed potatoes.
Aaron: And what about these giant $#&@ing bagels?
Greg: My girlfriend's up.

Matt: (*##$ is ready!
Aaron: One!
Greg: Two!

Matt: Three!
Aaron: Four!
Greg: Five!

ALL: Andretti!

Greg: Water!

ALL: Put it in the pizza.
Aaron: Strychnine!
ALL: Put it in the pizza.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PUT STRYCHNINE IN PIZZA.)
Matt: Ernesto!
ALL: Put him in the pizza.

Greg: Sadness!
Matt: Awww, put it in the pizza.
(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PUT SADNESS IN PIZZA.)


ALL: Pizza!
Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A!

ALL: Gimme Pizza!
Matt: My arm is numb.
Greg: That's okay! I want pizza!

Matt: P-I-Z-Z-A!
ALL: Gimme pizza!
Greg: Do you think we should stop?

Aaron & Matt: Okay!