party of the century

no cops allowed


just me and seven hundred others


come on, join the crowd




we got wine, whiskey, women and guns


how can you afford to not be having any fun

if you got a gal, bring 'er


and we'll all have a humdinger




naked horseshoes without care


body surfing on a river of beer


all the neighbors are saying their prayers

we'll lift our glasses high in the air





we got wine, whiskey, women and guns

how can you afford to not be having any fun


if you're not a right-winger


then we'll all have a humdinger




making mardi gras look like work


the belly dancers have gone berserk

the morning's here, we're all still awake


just looking for some more drugs to take


happened on a mound of fire ants

only lost a shoe and a pair of pants


went down hard, got up like a champ


to see a biker dancing on my amp




if you're not a folk singer


then we'll all have a humdinger

if you're not a folk singer


then we'll all have a humdinger