(feat. Big Syke, Too $hort)

[Intro: Too $hort (Ol' Dirty !@&!)]

(*##$ you knew I was a dog when you met me
How you gonna get mad at me now?
Cuz I got (*##$es.. everywhere

(*##$ I'm a player, y'know
(Y'know, killa, y'know'I'msayin'
I said %#@!, I said, that's dat monster +Dog %#@!+, y'know'I'msayin'

This is all dedicated to all you hoes)
And (*##$es


[Ol' Dirty !@&! (Too $hort)]
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol' Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH

(*##$, you walk around with your bra too tight (beitch)
It's alright, you still gon' get $#&@ed tonight
Hoeeeeee! ((*##$ $#&@y) Stinkin $$# hoe!

You're the type of (*##$ don't appreciate %#@!
Never had %#@!, so you won't be %#@!
That #~!!@ there, couldn't satisfy a hair

on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me doooooown (beitch)
I'm Doo Doo Brown! (beitch) Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some %#@! now

Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house

Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not +Dogged Out+
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your $$#
Pardon me (*##$, as I %#@! on your grass

That means hoe, you been %#@!-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's %#@!ted on your lawn


[Chorus x2: Ol' Dirty !@&!]
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones

in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out


[Big Syke]
Right behind my pitbull, all wrong
That wanna make the cat moan all night long

Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'
Be monkeys up, so call me gettin' toned
Get gone thong, crew comin' through

Big Syke daddy wid the Brooklyn Zu
You know what to do, freaky sucky sucky
Won't you show the crew how you play wit' the monkey

Let him see you don't fake it, and you can take it
It's only the bigger bone, gotta make it
Baby shake it in the worst way, OK

Up in you in the parle
My forte is a freakyness, look at this
I don't kiss anythin' that I don't miss, runnin' sense

to get licked from the nuts to the crack of my butt
I'm a dog, so what, but you still give it up, Wu/woof


[Chorus x2]

[Too $hort]

Beitch, this is what I tell these hoes
Don't sweat it baby, you'll never be my lady
Take this bone, straight to the dome

And get on (get on), cuz I don't wanna talk
Shut the $#&@ up if you done wanna walk
We on the same page? I thought so

You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit' their paw hoe
Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence
Hoppin' all night it don't make no sense (na na)

From New York to Cali', whylin' (wild)
I got the (*##$ in the alley howlin' (beitch)
And she don't wanna go nowhere

She got love for a player she don't know no better
That's why I tell her (tell her)
I'd be wid you forever if I could find time to put you

in my schedule (beitch)
Beitch, $hort Dog in the house

[Chorus x2]


[Ol' Dirty !@&!]
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin, her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut

Don't want it if it ain't no !@#%, (*##$!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the $#&@ down
White boys cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play

I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust $$#
Bullet him, get him fast
(*##$ I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese


[Chorus x2]