[Ol' Dirty !@&!]
Ladies and gentlemen introducing Cab Calloway
Featuring the Dirt Dog

First things first man you're $#&@in with the worst
I'll be stickin pins in your head like a $#&@in nurse
I'll attack any ^!$$% who slack in his mack

Come fully packed with the fat rugged stack
The heat is on, I'm about to blow up the spot
All I wanna see is fire cause I'm makin %#@! hot

Like the blow between glocks, mad ^!$$%s I shot
Give a $#&@ on a cop, conversate with a lock
Down at the chop-chop, 600th and Rock

Crazy as a fox tryin to rob Fort Knox
The DeNiro-Al Pachino war
Tryin to score mad dough like a million or more

For the illegal war that's all I saw
It's all about that knot in ya
I'm alone, I roll with 6 ^!$$%s with stones

Every hour tap my phone with embezzlement stones
Get a loan from the stocks because of my pops
Fifty bills in the pocks, Wu-Gambino got props


[Cab Calloway]
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Hoooooooooooooooooooooo (Hoooooooooooooooooooooo)
He-de-he-de-he-de-he (He-de-he-de-he-de-he)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy (Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy)

[Ol' Dirty !@&!]

Elevator scheme with the scheme to catch CREAM
Some diamond rings, jewels all types of priceless things
Just in case you don't make it to the safe

Don't talk to Jakes or your whole %#@! be laced
Got a bomb bout ready to blow up %#@!
The White House nuh be quiet as a mouse

My job is hundred proof, better know the scoop
Got ^!$$%s undergrounds, in your walls, in your roofs
About made zoo, 6-6-6-6-2

Cause I'm goin all out with the supplies of Balu
I'm unstoppable, my six man team is unstoppable
Stickin my middle $#&@in finger at you

Livin in America's $#&@in $#&@ed up
When I was young some say I had no sense
I rhymed all day until my throat got tense

And bought em by the cage from my lungs to my knees
In the winter I cough, all summer I sneeze
Ah-choo! Then I was sore, there was only one cure

Original rhymes wholesome in thought
Democratics are debatin wanna be the imitatin
But the knowledge that I'm givin positively stimulatin

I acknowledge any MC in a South Bronx town
South Proof Projects, did they really go down
%#@!, I remember when I was 12 years old

I didn't know about frontin or playin a role
I thought I was slick, I fell harder than bricks
With my best lyrics and my uptown ticks

Prince start jackin in my baseball cap
I'm tellin many chit-chats step off my jockstrap
Approach this party other known as a jam

Lookin for my cousin Bam-Bam Sleepingham
From front to back the jam was packed
Over there some dance, over there I just macked

I looked around then I started to walk
Heard an older woman's voice and a silly slang talk
The kid was nice for payin the price

And give weak MCs beneficial advice
Yes, beneficial meaning good for more
Frontin cause with the mamas would have loved to explore

Studied MC and changed lyrics around
Before I became a member of the lost and sound
My words I strung, I bettered my voice

Rollin over people known to be top choice
Ch-ch - BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW
Hoodlum


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Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho)
He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee (He-de-he-de-hee-de-heeee)
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