"C'mon baby, c'mon c'mon baby" [repeats in background all throughout the song]

"You (*##$es can't do nothin" [repeats in background through intro]


[Intro: ODB]
It's Ol' Dirty !@&! and %#@!, know I'm sayin?

I wanna give a big shout out to my ^!$$% Luke
KnowI'msayin? You know, you know, know
I wanna lock all the (*##$es down

I wanna lock all the (*##$es down from the North,
To East, to West, to South
KnowI'msayin?

I wanna.. help me put these (*##$es in my trance
I want y'all to suck my lizard
You (*##$es wanna $#&@ me when you smell my under-arm


[ODB]
I make yo' dick disappear

I ain't hearin anymore weird sounds in the ear
PSSSSSSS... you can't purr no more
You wanna kneal and suck dick? I'ma keep your throat sore

(*##$es got herpes in ya $$#
Every time you $#&@ a ^!$$%, he dies fast
And you won't last

The #~!!@ break down from a rash
It's hard for you to walk, cuz you stuck up in your $$#
Don't ask me for no cash

You better not be tellin me to give them no cash
Ash, bash, crash, sad $$#


[Chorus: ODB]
Give me a little of that Cracker Jack
You ain't caramel coated Cracker Jack

The surprise, (*##$ you gonna get waxed
This that %#@!, you can't do nothin about


[ODB]
Girls ain't pretty to me anymore
Cuz you ain't bein a real !@^%

Ooh, you ain't a real !@^%
[yells some crazy %#@!]
You can't say, wear nails anymore

You ain't givin up, a manicure
Suckin my dick is gonna be your chore
If you don't, you're punishment

You can't get off until ya suck my dick
Physically I operate your brain to function
Give me anything, that I wantin

ALL GIRLS WANNA !#@* ME EVERYDAY
And give me that, the money
Don't even know what happens naturally

Especially when I'm playin with the chemistry
THE MONEY COMIN TO ME FIRST
You gonna keep dyin til you die from thirst

I WANT A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERYDAY
If you wanna die, you gotta drink my sperm
The other way to die, is eat a can of worms


[Chorus 3X]


[Outro: ODB]
Give me a little...
Yo, I love you girls cuz you wanna stick your tongue up in my $$#

Or you can't taste, smell, touch or hear, or see
I got you in a smash, give me it!


[instrumental for next 58 seconds]